Except for a Cornell Daily Sun article from last year, there are relatively few accounts of road head on the Internet. The practice, especially in areas where you have to drive to get pretty much anywhere, like the Midwest and California, is not necessarily a rite of passage, but it does inspire stories: While a routine blowjob is nothing to write home about, a blowjob in a moving vehicle could kill you. That's part of the appeal: Not only could you get caught, but you could also crash and die. It might be less dangerous than texting and driving, but it all depends on how he can handle his head.
What’s Giving Oral Sex For The First Time Like? These 10 Stories Tell It Like It Is
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When she had an orgasm at least I hope that's what it was , her knees bucked and she dislocated my left shoulder. She was very patient while I tried to shove it back in its socket Lethal Weapon -style, but the date ended before we had a chance to resume. So when we started doing more, I decided to go down on her. As I'm kissing down her thighs, I smell a terrible smell and as I'm trying to get closer, it just keeps getting more and more intense — I couldn't even do it. Since we were each other's firsts, I assumed that's how they all smelled and it wasn't until I was with someone else that I learned I should have had a conversation with my first girlfriend about maintenance. While I was going down on her, I remembered the line, "What you getting' at with the books, scripts? Spit that shit out, man" and proceeded to laugh into her vagina.
Women Reveal Their Most Awkward 69ing Stories Ever
No matter which way you do it, most 69ing is awkward. Here, six women share their extraordinarily embarrassing 69 stories. I was staring into his butthole and noticed something was coming out of it.
My first time giving oral sex was in my childhood bedroom. This was particularly adorable because my parents haven't gotten rid of my twin bed, so let's just say — my last time giving oral sex was also in my childhood bedroom. It's a great bed, though, and I've learned a ton in it not just because I used to do my homework on it in high school.