Eyes that want to fuck you

Dating has long been a challenge for the awkward dummy community of which I am a member. This has only been exacerbated by the dangers of a deadly virus tearing through the country, which has required many people to regularly cover their faces in public for the first time, limit in-person contact with people they might be interested in, and be newly and radically honest early into any interaction that could potentially lead to physical intimacy. All of this means that flirting takes a lot of extra effort right now. There has been one unexpected upside to the no-contact mask life, though. One which, in its simplicity and hotness, is a balm to the horny soul; a face-to- distanced -face pick-me-up that isn't hindered, but enhanced by mask-wearing; and a thrill that takes only a second to enjoy.

Top definition. Eye Fucking. When you stare so hard at someone that you might as well have been insde them. Dude, you were totally eye fucking that girl.

I look around the platform and notice some other cuties wandering around, looking at subway maps, walking by. I start to feel her palms. No calluses. Hmm… still no calluses.

Indeed, our eyes can tell a lot about who we are and what are intentions will be. After all, the eyes are an important part of the communication process, both verbally and non-verbally. Besides this, our eyes also play an active role in our romantic exploits.